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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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