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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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