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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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