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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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