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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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