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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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