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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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