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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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