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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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