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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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