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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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