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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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