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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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