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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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