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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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