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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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