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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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