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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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