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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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