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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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