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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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