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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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