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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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