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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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