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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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