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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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