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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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