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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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