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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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