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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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