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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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