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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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