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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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