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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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