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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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