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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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