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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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