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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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