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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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