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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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