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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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