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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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