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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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