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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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