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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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