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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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