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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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