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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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