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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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