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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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