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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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