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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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