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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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