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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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