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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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